1. You walk into a room, someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do? Give him/her the dirty finger. Bwahaha! Just kidding. I'd probably run to the restroom first and see if there's anything peculiar.
2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name? It would be an apatosaurus and I will name him Tiny. And yeah, it's a boy. ;)
3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why? Superman because he has super powers. :)
4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier...he begins harassing you in a most repulsive way....what'll be your defense? Kick his balls and run!
5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you're encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument...you grab the microphone and sing..... Hopelessly Devoted to You by Olivia Newton.
6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why?
7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy), what sport(s) will you compete in? Boxing! LOL!
8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song? Of course! They love me!